Ohtori.... about your time off...

I think you're going to be molested.

or fed chocolate.

or fed chocolate and then molested.

or striped naked, fed chocolate, associated with a drug addicted, screaming plastic doll and THEN molested.

... um ... when do you want to take it?

Tezuka, sorry if I disturbed you last night. I had ... uh, just disturbed dreams.

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I shouldn't even be THINKING about this. Eiji has only just got back to town and it's been so long. He's probably forgotten all about our.... our ... was it a relationship? It was all so complicated with Zaizen's disapproval and our different stations. He probably wants to focus on his new career... or he's convinced himself that I really DID want to sell him to a circus!

( The dream... )




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(ooc: picture very much private but check out http://askgoldenpair.tumblr.com/ : amazing art!!)

It's worrying that I noticed wikipedia was down while I was writing my assignments for class today. I hadn't realised how much I used non-medical textbooks for work. I also tried to use it today on the wards to look up what a 'John Thomas' was.

... I found out by other means.


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(ooc: "John Thomas" is old (like, I've never used it) British slang for penis. So if an old guy says he needs to use his 'John Thomas' he needs to... yeah. Wet wipes were probably needed here.)

Yanagi... that dog... it's naked, did Arthur do this? ... shaved... why do all the appropriate adjectives sound so indecent?.... bald.

I ... seem to be being ... stalked ... by a dog.

It sits outside the hospital door closest to the morgue all day and tries to get inside every time someone goes in or out. When I leave, it follows me to the subway stop before being shooed away at the ticket barrier.

I guess it must have been the pet of one of the people who was brought in this last week. The odd thing is that we only currently have a foreign biker and two men we strongly suspect are from the yakuza. The dog is ... well ... it's a pink poodle so...

I've been giving it part of my lunch which is hard because Ohtori isn't around to make me more but I'm unsure what to do for the best. Each time someone takes it to the kennels, it's back by the hospital the next morning.

Happy birthday, Yagyuu-san! I don't suppose you'd like a pink poodle as a present? I'm actually a little unsure what to get for you, since I don't know what you already have. Is there something medical related that you would like?

Ohtori, I've been thinking about your musical eduction and I really feel the time has come for you to have less time to be manipulated by Yanagi focus on your studies.

I've organised a new schedule for you:

9:30 - 11:30 am: Violin lesson with Yamada-san.

11:30 - 12:30 pm: Music theory with Saigo-san, an excellent teacher in Tokyo.

12:30 - 1:30 pm: Lunch break. You should perhaps consider staying out of Tezuka's house in the downtown area for this hour, rather than trying to return home.

1:30 - 3:30 pm: Instrument practice time. I've arranged for you to have access to the music rooms close to me at the University during this time!

3:30 - 5:30 pm: Not enough Time for your other duties. I know your butler studies are also important to you.

I should hope to be home around 6:30, although twice a week I do have to take a late shift at the hospital. On those nights I thought you would like to attend some of the performances put on by the music schools in the city. Please do make a list of the ones you would wish to attend!

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Tezuka! I think your idea of adopting a child in need is a lovely thought, but are you sure you've really thought it through? I brought this doll back from the hospital; it's called 'baby think it over' and it is an infant simulator. You can 'care' for the baby using a special key that mimics nappy changes, feeding and comforting.

Unfortunately .... they're quite in the demand over the summer ... so I was only able to get the drug-addicted version. It might be a little bit harder to care for than the other ones, but I'm sure you'll do well! It'll give you and Atobe a feel for what you might have to give up in order to bring up a child.

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(ooc: totally didn't make up the drug addicted version!)

Tanabata~

Make a wish everyone.

Kirihara-kun, I hope this next year is luckier for you in love. Ohtori-kun, I hope you stay away from love this year entirely the same is true for you.

Yagyuu-san.... it is definite possible that Ohtori-kun, my butler, might invite you to ... to a birthday celebration ... for me ... this weekend. Please don't feel you have to attend.

He also thinks we're ... we're .... well, that we're... not ... just ... friends becauseIdidn'ttellhimIwasmeetingyou.