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[goldengreen]

I have spent my afternoon in a closet with Tezuka and Ohtori-kun, listening to a detailed description of the colour of all my clothing and which animals they most closely resembled. Then I had to hear about the particular shade of brown Tezuka's eyes are... for an hour.

I am now going for a very long lie down.

Ohtori-kun, when you awaken please take the rest of the day off to recover. I would recommend not going near Hiyoshi-kun's rooms.

Hiyoshi-kun, I don't think I will ever understand why you chose to feed my butler coffee when you knew he would have an adverse reaction to it. Ohtori-kun had come to your rooms to do you a favour that your own incompetent butler was too lazy to perform. Why you choose to repay him in this manner is completely beyond me. I will see you at the disciplinary hearing.

Tezuka ... I cannot thank you enough.


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[ooc: and I think I managed to use every single one of Oishi's icons! It's been a looong day for him.]

Comments

[serving-u.livejournal.com]

So does this Ohtori kid come with a collar saying not to feed him or something? I don't get how everyone's supposed to know not to let him drink coffee.

[g0ldengreen.livejournal.com]

He specifically told Hiyoshi-kun, yes.

[serving-u.livejournal.com]

He tell you that in the closet?

[g0ldengreen.livejournal.com]

No... you can read the dialogue on his journal entry.

[serving-u.livejournal.com]

Must have missed it... tears of laughter were blurring the screen. And I'm definitely going to live off the thought of you, Tezuka and Ohtori shoved in a little closet talking about Tezuka's eyes for weeks

[g0ldengreen.livejournal.com]

I think this is an example of an event you really had to not be there for.

[serving-u.livejournal.com]

I don't get the big deal. He's fine, no harm done. He wasn't given drugs, he didn't try to jump off a bridge he was just a little friendly and chatty.

If it stressed you out so much the next time he drinks coffee or whatever is on his list of do not eat items send him my way. Because of course it would take two students to do a job that a butler could probably do half asleep

[g0ldengreen.livejournal.com]

He didn't try to jump off a bridge because I was physically restraining him. I admit, I would be less concerned if I didn't think he would be mortified when he wakes up.

Hopefully it won't happen again but if it does I'd be glad to take you up on that offer.

[serving-u.livejournal.com]

That and there aren't that many convenient bridges around the place I imagine.

Definitely take me up on it, discreet is my middle name. Well along with a few other choice words but those are less than flattering.

[g0ldengreen.livejournal.com]

That did help although by all accounts the last time he ventured outside on coffee, a car and a lamppost became intimately acquainted. This time is was just me, Tezuka and Ohtori.

To be honest, 'discreet' isn't really an option and I'd happily setting for 'damage control'.

[serving-u.livejournal.com]

What? I miss all the good stuff when in Osaka.


Uh-huh. Let's just keep him away from the keyboard and I think we'll already being doing tons better. Not that it wasn't funny reading it later.

[g0ldengreen.livejournal.com]

I'd like to say it was a private story, but he went and wrote it up on his journal if you can dig through the posts. Apparently it was with his sister.

That would be an big plus. I think I'm still too shocked to laugh. I just hope he is ok when he wakes up.

[pousser-ailes.livejournal.com]

That's what I've been saying! It was pretty funny, wasn't it~? What if he'd gotten drunk and started being weird and clingy?!

[g0ldengreen.livejournal.com]

Eiji!

[pousser-ailes.livejournal.com]

I was just sayin'...

[seriousaura]

You're welcome.

I will contact you about the hearing when I have more information.

[g0ldengreen.livejournal.com]

Thank you.

[bluntwordtrauma.livejournal.com]

lol

[g0ldengreen.livejournal.com]

It wouldn't hurt you to try and show a little sensitivity, Zaizen-kun.

[bluntwordtrauma.livejournal.com]

I'm going to take your flailing over-reacting view to life and say it very well could. If coffee is cause for epic spazz attacks, showing sensitivity may very well kill a person.

[pousser-ailes.livejournal.com]

It coulda been worse, y'know, Oishi~

[g0ldengreen.livejournal.com]

That's what worries me.

[pousser-ailes.livejournal.com]

You don't hafta worry anymore, nya~ No one'll eeeee-ver give him coffee again fer sure!

[hiyonotpiyo.livejournal.com]

Oishi-senpai, Ohtori-san wasn't injured, and seemed to be enjoying himself. Is the hearing necessary?

[g0ldengreen.livejournal.com]

It is.

[hontonisekkachi.livejournal.com]

Wait, what's this about a disciplinary hearing?!