Malodorous Melodies

[goldengreen]

Oshitari-kun, would you and Shishido-kun be interested in accompanying myself and Ohtori-kun to hear Vivaldi's Four Seasons performed by the Tokyo Philharmonic?

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[himitsunotsuki.livejournal.com]

I am vaguely curious about the choice of title for this post, Oishi. Care to elaborate?

Regardless of what it portents, Shishido and I would love to come along on this double date as it were.

[g0ldengreen.livejournal.com]

It sums up what I think of any tune you make others dance to. It was just a title that came to mind.

Good, that's settled... though it's just a trip, Oshitari-kun, not a date. I am SO not dating you.

[himitsunotsuki.livejournal.com]

Of course. Malodorous indeed.

Well it is a scheduled outing with a friend fellow student and his butler, quite certainly a date, if not in the romantic sense of the word.

[g0ldengreen.livejournal.com]

Ah, perhaps so. A single date then, involving all of us, rather than a double date which implies pairings.

[himitsunotsuki.livejournal.com]

Goodness, Oishi, does the possibility of going on a date with me appall you quite so much?

[g0ldengreen.livejournal.com]

Yes.

Yes.

Yes. After seeing the way you treat your guests, I would be a little concerned.

[himitsunotsuki.livejournal.com]

I was perfectly hospitable towards my guests, thank you. Besides, a companion for a date would be treated on entirely different terms.

[g0ldengreen.livejournal.com]

You planned to get them drunk. Eiji almost didn't speak to me again out of embarrassment.

I ... confess not to finding that entirely reassuring, Oshitari-kun.

[himitsunotsuki.livejournal.com]

We have had this discussion before, I believe. And I am hardly responsible for your relationship issues with Kikumaru-kun.

Oh, you'll find that I'm quite the charming lover.

[g0ldengreen.livejournal.com]

My conclusions haven't changed and ... while I am sure you are, this is something I'll leave for the rest of the school to discover.

[himitsunotsuki.livejournal.com]

I am hurt that you're intent on holding a grudge, Oishi.

Oh? A double strike. You really don't like me at all.

[g0ldengreen.livejournal.com]

It would help if I thought you were sorry.

And well... after some of the rumours I've heard, I suspect it could be wisdom rather than libido that has you convincing Inui-san of your gregariousness.

[himitsunotsuki.livejournal.com]

I never said I wasn't.

Well the rumours are unusually kind to me, I suppose. I can't say I entirely dislike being apparently the most debauched student on the rolls...

But then again, Shishido drew a similar result in Inui's... data, and you seem to have no issues with him spending time with Ohtori-kun.

[g0ldengreen.livejournal.com]

You showed a complete lack of remorse last time we talked.

Shishido-kun I think is the only person who Ohtori-kun has hung out with who has not tried to harm him.

Though I think he seals his own luck with Inui-san by using that naked icon.

[himitsunotsuki.livejournal.com]

It's not a feeling I'm prone to showing, I'm afraid.

That's a rather... sweeping statement.

I believe it isn't meant to be naked.

[g0ldengreen.livejournal.com]

I noticed. Gloating seems more your thing.

Sadly 100% accurate, as our resident data man would doubtless day.

It's hard for it to be meant to be clothed, when you can't see any clothing.

[himitsunotsuki.livejournal.com]

Ah, no, that would be more Keigo's forte. I allow the gloating to be implied.

I hardly think this is likely, Oishi. For instance, I'm certain Kikumaru-kun only means him marginal harm. Although, yes, Shishido wouldn't unleash roosters on the general public in his vicinity.

Well, there is something to be said for implications, I suppose.

[g0ldengreen.livejournal.com]

It amounts to the same thing, Oshitari-kun. I'd think Atobe-kun's beheaviour was rather more honest, if anything.

Eiji does not mean anyone any harm! I don't think he's given Ohtori-kun food or drink, either.

[himitsunotsuki.livejournal.com]

Hmm, well, to each his own, I suppose. Candlelight and sunlight.

And... *sigh* Do you believe in second chances, Oishi? Because you realise we will be spending a large portion of an evening in each other's company and it will be tiresome to attempt to flirt with someone who dislikes me so.

[g0ldengreen.livejournal.com]

Attempt to...?!?! ... you wouldn't... I mean, surely I'm not... with you...

Shishido-kun and Ohtori-kun are so sitting between us.

[himitsunotsuki.livejournal.com]

Mm, problem, Oishi?

Which reminds me, I am inclined to treat us to dinner following the performance. Sound all right? You and me at our own separate table, of course

[g0ldengreen.livejournal.com]

That is very suspicious ... unnerving ... worrying ... nice of you, Oshitari-kun.

[himitsunotsuki.livejournal.com]

Mm, it's the least I can do after you've been gracious enough to invite us, after all. Besides, I'm sure Shishido and Ohtori-kun will appreciate time away from our constant presence.

[g0ldengreen.livejournal.com]

Time away from .... we're not all sitting ... oh dear god.

[himitsunotsuki.livejournal.com]

Well intend to take the liberty of booking separate tables in strategically secluded spots. Privacy, you see.

[g0ldengreen.livejournal.com]

You don't think it would be more relaxed for me everyone if we just share one table?

[himitsunotsuki.livejournal.com]

Oh, I'm sure it'll be all right. Shishido didn't seem averse to the idea at all.

I promise I won't bite, Oishi.

[g0ldengreen.livejournal.com]

I ... guess... if he'd like that... then it would give them time to sort stuff out... perhaps.

I... don't believe you of course not.

[himitsunotsuki.livejournal.com]

Precisely.

Mm, and it'll give us time to 'sort stuff out' as well.


ooc:I'm sorry he has every intention of flirting the hell out of Oishi

[g0ldengreen.livejournal.com]

I'm really perfectly happy with the way things are, Oshitari-kun.

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[ooc: this may cause Oishi to drink]

[himitsunotsuki.livejournal.com]

Mm, but I can't stand that you dislike me so.


ooc:xD Poor, poor thing

[g0ldengreen.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure forcing me into a cozy tete-a-tete will solve that.

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[ooc we so need to log this?]

[himitsunotsuki.livejournal.com]

I am not forcing you, Oishi, merely inviting you. It makes a world of difference no matter what the circumstance.


ooc:xD yespls <3 oughta be fun >D

[g0ldengreen.livejournal.com]

Yet ... somehow I have no choice. How is that possible?

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[ooc: Awesome ^^ What do you think? An open log with both Shishido + Ohtori or just us after the concert and Shishi/Ohtori can do a separate one if they like?]

[himitsunotsuki.livejournal.com]

Well you are a wonderfully nice person, and I suppose there is really no way you can say no in this particular instance. You will forgive me for cornering you and not even physically... yet


ooc:I think it may get a little chaotic with another open log and we should give the kids their privacy xD... but we could check with the others just to make sure

[g0ldengreen.livejournal.com]

I ... will? I am a condemned man.

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[ooc: I agree. It's not like anything can happen in the concert anyway.]

[himitsunotsuki.livejournal.com]

Mm, I would much appreciate it if you would, Oishi.


ooc:yay~ 'sides this way Yuushi can attempt to make Oishi as flustered as possible in peace xD you wanna mail me a tag or shall I start?

[g0ldengreen.livejournal.com]

I ... but ... why does it sound ... I just wanted to help .... oh. Fine.

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[ooc: i'll send one along :)]

[himitsunotsuki.livejournal.com]

I'll take that as a yes. I look forward to our... cosy tete-a-tete, Oishi. And the concert as well, of course.



ooc: <33