Snowball war

[goldengreen]

Eiji, I really hope you have plenty of warm clothes because you're going to need every stitch on Sunday!

Oshitari, could I have your home address?


Private:
I... perhaps should have taken the offer of a temporary butler from Sakaki-sensei. I said I didn't need one for two weeks and I shouldn't need one! Yet ... all students are supposed to have staff and our schedules aren't designed to allow us time to do all our own cooking and cleaning, especially around the exam period. My room is a disaster and I've no time to fix it before Ohtori-kun comes back. I've had to work in the library because I've no idea where my desk is. He's going to despair of me.
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Ohtori-kun, you're back soon, right?

Comments

[himitsunotsuki.livejournal.com]

Tell me you're joking.

[g0ldengreen.livejournal.com]

Why would I be joking? It is traditional.

[himitsunotsuki.livejournal.com]

Sending missives to the mentally unstable?

[g0ldengreen.livejournal.com]

The card is to your sister, Oshitari, not to you.

[himitsunotsuki.livejournal.com]

I am surprisingly in control of my senses, thank you, Oishi. Your own mental stability, however...

[g0ldengreen.livejournal.com]

Is rock solid. Thank you for inquiring.

Forget it anyway. I can email her for your address. I just thought it would be a nice surprise, but you couldn't possibly allow that, could you?

[himitsunotsuki.livejournal.com]

I do begin to doubt it.

You'll make a rather awkward addition to the family, Oishi. Will you be taking our name?

[g0ldengreen.livejournal.com]

I guess that isn't the first time.

... What?! Oshitari, do you wish to marry everyone you send greeting cards to? Oh, wait, no need to answer; you would never do anything so honourable and just desire to sleep with them all instead.

[himitsunotsuki.livejournal.com]

Perhaps.

It's simply that you seem absolutely worshipful of Aneki, I was curious as to whether to start addressing you as my brother-in-law. And I fail to see the connection between greeting cards and sex.

[g0ldengreen.livejournal.com]

I just think she works hard and does a good job! It doesn't mean I want to ... or become part of ... We're not ... and never will be ...

And I also completely fail to see the connection between cards and ... intimate relations, yet you seem to think that sending one meant I wanted the other.