Tezuka, I've added some food offerings to the shrine for O-bon and I've set a bunch of lanterns around the pond.

So... lanterns ... not UFOs, everyone.

Somehow I seem to still be hungover.

Ohtori.... about your time off...

I think you're going to be molested.

or fed chocolate.

or fed chocolate and then molested.

or striped naked, fed chocolate, associated with a drug addicted, screaming plastic doll and THEN molested.

... um ... when do you want to take it?

Ohtori, let's not cook this week but go to La Rochelle. Like, every night. Forever.

Tezuka, may I invite Eiji for dinner sometime next week? To avoid that evil cat.


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(ooc: strikes deleted but totally thought XD)

Eiji, if you're not busy, would you like to go to sushi tonight for my birthday?

Tezuka, sorry if I disturbed you last night. I had ... uh, just disturbed dreams.

Private
I shouldn't even be THINKING about this. Eiji has only just got back to town and it's been so long. He's probably forgotten all about our.... our ... was it a relationship? It was all so complicated with Zaizen's disapproval and our different stations. He probably wants to focus on his new career... or he's convinced himself that I really DID want to sell him to a circus!

( The dream... )




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(ooc: picture very much private but check out http://askgoldenpair.tumblr.com/ : amazing art!!)

Ohtori-kun, I think the time has come for us to stop preying on Tezuka's hospitality since I don't think you're ever going to stop blushing. And if you do... I won't.. Let's aim to move by the end of the month.

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[ooc: strikes deleted XD]

It's worrying that I noticed wikipedia was down while I was writing my assignments for class today. I hadn't realised how much I used non-medical textbooks for work. I also tried to use it today on the wards to look up what a 'John Thomas' was.

... I found out by other means.


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(ooc: "John Thomas" is old (like, I've never used it) British slang for penis. So if an old guy says he needs to use his 'John Thomas' he needs to... yeah. Wet wipes were probably needed here.)

I hope everyone had a good Christmas! Mine was... well... this season is quite busy... at the morgue. But I've now finally moved departments to geriatrics! It's great to deal with patients who are alive... just about.


( Gifts )

Yanagi... that dog... it's naked, did Arthur do this? ... shaved... why do all the appropriate adjectives sound so indecent?.... bald.